The cast
Sixteen familiar faces.
Some bring a plan. Some bring snacks. One has a question that will take forty minutes to answer. Meet the characters behind the quiz.
Find your character
The Cozy Enigma
Already on the sofa. Somehow knows everything.
The Daydream Director
Has mentally scored this conversation.
The Secret Softie
Brought a spare. Of the spare.
The Lore Keeper
Remembers the original version of this story.
The Deadpan Detective
One raised eyebrow. Three solved mysteries.
The Rabbit Hole Resident
Just needs to check one tiny thing.
The Spreadsheet Sage
Has a formula for this exact emergency.
The Quiet Mastermind
Knew this would happen. On Wednesday.
The Human Confetti
Treats arriving as an event worth celebrating.
The Lovable Menace
“Hear me out” has entered the chat.
The Group Chat Parent
Has everyone eaten? No? Sit down.
The Hype Architect
Believes in your side project more than you do.
The Plot Instigator
Already pressed the button labeled “don’t.”
The Chaos Theorist
Has a counterpoint. Of course they do.
The Executive Producer
Somehow gave everyone a job title.
The Main Character CEO
Sees a crisis. Calls it a pilot program.